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1. Courage The Cowardly Dog King Of Flan / Courage Under The Volcano
2. Courage The Cowardly Dog King Of Flan Full Episode

Courage the Cowardly Dog is an American animated show about a pink and easily frightened dog named Courage, who was abandoned as a puppy after his parents were forcibly sent to outer space by a crazed veterinarian. He lives in a farmhouse with a connected garage near the fictional town of Nowhere, Kansas with an elderly couple: Muriel Bagge, a friendly, sweet-natured Scottish woman; and Eustace Bagge, a grumpy, greedy farmer who regularly mistreats Courage and often refers to him as “stupid dog”. The series originally ran for four seasons from November 12, 1999 to November 22, 2002. Before Courage 2020

Opening[edit]

Fantasy Flan: Paradox. It all started with the commercials. I never paid into it, but she did. Almost instantly she lost her mind. I was laying in bed when she came up, shouting, 'We gotta go into town and get some Flan!' 'What the hell is Flan?' I asked, shocked at her behavior.

Narrator: We interrupt this program to bring you... Courage the Cowardly Dog Show, starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog! Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bagge!

Eustace: Gah!

Narrator: But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere. It's up to Courage to save his new home!

Eustace: Stupid dog! You made me look bad! OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Catchphrases[edit]

Courage: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Courage: Muriel, I'll save you!

Courage: The things I do for love.

Courage: I know I'm not gonna like this.

Courage: I just know something bad is going to happen.

Courage: ...or my name is [strange name] and (thank goodness) it's not.

Courage: What do I do? What do I do!?!

Eustace Bagge: F*** Dog! You made me look bad! (And variations of 'f*** dog')

Eustace Bagge: Muriel! Where's my dinner ?!

Eustace Bagge: BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!

Muriel: Courage! So good to see ya.

Muriel: Would you like a cup of tea?

Muriel: [after saying name of dish] With a wee bit of vinegar.

Ma Bagge: Courage! Good to see ya.

Ma Bagge: Eustace, you stupid boy!

Ma Bagge: I'm ugly! UGLY! UGLY!

Katz: No dogs allowed!

Dr. Vindaloo: There's nothing I can do, nothing at all.

Dr. Vindaloo: Just keep soaking it.

LeQuack: Qu'est-ce que c'est? [English: What is this?]

LeQuack: You haven't seen the last of Le Quack!

Computer: You twit.

Di Lung: Watch where you going, ya fool!

Episodes[edit]

Hothead[edit]

Eustace: You look good enough to me.

Courage: Something smells fishy, or my name's Shlinken Hoffer... and it's not.

Di Lung: don't be scared you fool!

Squatting Tiger, Hidden Dog[edit]

Di Lung: Watch where you going, ya fool!

Di Lung: Yo, Aunty! What's up?

Di Lung: Oh no! That's your magic silkworm! It sure is transcending this life. Bye-bye, magic silkworm!

Di Lung: Okay, Aunty. I go find someone truly innocent.

Di Lung: Hey, lady with innocent soul! I be your tour guide—show you Great Wall.

Di Lung: I loosen your ankles, when I remove your bones!

Di Lung: This not acupuncture, this de-boning, I taking our your bones.

Di Lung: *Gasp* The good empress, back to reclaim throne! I not carry out resort torture for evil empress! Not de-boning... re-boning!

King Ramses' Curse[edit]

King Ramses: Return the slab...

Eustace Bagg: what?

King Ramses: Return the slab, or suffer my curse...

Eustace Bagg: What's your offer?

King Ramses: This night, you will be visited by three plagues, each worse than the last... Return the slab...

Eustace Bagg: Well judging by the markings and the obvious age of the relic, I'd have to say it would be...GARBAGE!! :(throws slab out the window)

Muriel: Eustace!

Eustace Bagg: GARBAGE!! FROM KING GARBAGE!! OF THE GARBAGE DYNASTY!!! Stupid dog. Always bringin' garbage into the house.

Eustace Bagg: Ha! That's three plauges! You're out of ammo, mister! Hehehehe! And don't think you can come around here pushing no topegs on us, neither!

King Ramses: Awwwwww... Come on!

Freaky Fred[edit]

Eustace Bagg: That freak's not setting one freaky foot in this house!

Freaky Fred: Hello new friend my name is Fred, the words you hear are in my head. I say, I said my name is Fred and I've been very... NAUGHTY.

Klub Katz[edit]

Eustace: No sir. Not getting out of this chair!

Muriel: The fresh air, the blue seas, the sky forever.

Eustace: Blah blah blah! Where's my chair?

Eustace: Stupid helicopter dog!

Katz: Hey! That's my washing machine!

Eustace: Hey! That's my chair!

Courage the Fly[edit]

Di Lung: Look, I invent extra toe!

Di Lung: I can made you different!

Di Lung: [after turning Courage into a fly] I don't think so. Supposed to be buffalo. Don't know how, but I go back and work on problem. Should be buffalo... Fly... I don't think so.

Courage: I don't know why I'm doing this. But I like it.

Eustace: Stupid dog-fly!

Di Lung: [after turning the general and lieutenant into buffalo] I make you different!

Cajun Granny Stew[edit]

Courage: [floating in the air with a balloon tied onto him while searching for Muriel with a pair of binoculars] MURIEL!!! MURIEL!!!

Courage: This is all your fault!

Cajun Fox: MY fault?!

Courage: Yeah, you're trying to make a stew out of her!

Cajun Fox: And a right GOOD one she gonna BE!

Human Habitrail[edit]

Old Lady Inside Vacuum Cleaner: Let me lay down the ground rules: This is my half of the lint, that's your half of the lint. Remember that and we won't have no trouble.

The Curse of Shirley[edit]

Eustace: No solicitors! Especially at this hour! You wanna piece of me!? You wanna piece of me!?

Shirley the Medium: The stupid one. He's stupid, right?

The Snowman Cometh[edit]

Snowman: The first frozen snowman. That's not too shabby.

The Clutching Foot[edit]

Pinky Toe: See what? See what?

Big Toe: See this!

Big Toe: Or the fat lady gets it, see?

Little Toes: Yeah! The fat lady gets it!

Pinky Toe: Yeah! The fat lady gets it!

Big Toe: Get going, or I'll put the squeeze on the fat lady, see?

Courage: I don't know why I thought that would work.

Big Toe: Dumb dog, you blow up the money! Quick dog! Get us out of here!

Big Toe: Yeah! You dumb dog! You made me kick too hard, see?

Big Toe: We're gonna knock over Florida, see?

Little Toes: Yeah! Florida!

Pinky Toe: Yeah! Florida! Where's Florida?

Muriel: But knocking over Florida is against the law. I think.

Computer: A fungus? Did you think about regular bathing?

Courage: Not me, the farmer! *His* foot!

Computer: I'm not surprised. Well, if you want a cure, you're going to have to bring me a sample.

Big Toe: Tampa, Ft. Lauderdale, St. Pete, Miami, but not Boca. They can keep Boca. I hate Boca.

Computer: YUCH! PTOOIE! Nasty! There's only one cure for that: Dog spit. Work up a good drool baby.

Big Toe: And then, the Brass Ring, the Pot of Gold, the Big Bazoolie, the Bert Reynolds Dinner Theatre.

Eustace: Wool... socks...

Big Tongue: Yeah! A big heist, see? Okay, listen up! Here's the plan, see? Okay, dog. It's like this. Or the fat lady gets it, see?

The Duck Brothers[edit]

Italian Cook: Hey! Bring that duck back! What am I gonna serve?

Courage: Strudel!

Italian Cook: Oh! Good idea!

The Magic Tree of Nowhere[edit]

Dr. Vindaloo: That is the worst case of bully-bully I have ever seen.

Eustace: CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!

Instant Eel: Oh, Danny Boy. The pipes, the pipes are calling.

Bad Hair Day[edit]

Dr. Vindaloo: I was confused by my submarine.

Eustace: Money!

Shadow of Courage[edit]

Eustace: BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!

Courage: I don't know how to make it in show biz, but up there [looks to the sky] are the real stars.

Courage vs. Mecha-Courage[edit]

Di Lung: *laughs* I told you I built better dog. Why You No give up?! Dog! You no good, give me up dog! No Good!

Dr. Le Quack, Amnesia Specialist[edit]

LeQuack: Come here you pesky little doggy!

LeQuack: How annoying.

Katz Kandy[edit]

Eustace: S***** water.

Eustace: I hope that's the sound of dinner getting made in there.

Katz: [trying to make Courage lose in staring contest] Blink! Blink! Blink!

Eustace: BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!

Katz: Sad, isn't it?

Shirley the Medium[edit]

Eustace Bagg: Our differences are settled...! He's dead and I ain't! (Eustace on his late brother to Muriel)

Demon in the Mattress[edit]

Eustace Bagg: [reading an exorcism incantation] Hullabaloo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo! Kick 'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!! [looks confused] Kick 'em in the dishpan, hoo hoo hoo?

A Night at the Katz Motel[edit]

Katz: A little sport before dying, dear boy?

Katz: [after he gets injured] I wish you hadn't done that.

Heads of Beef[edit]

Eustace: Where's my dinner? You were gonna make hamburgers!

Eustace: Where's my burger?

Jon Bon: Coming right up!

Courage: Something smells fishy, or my name is Stinky Looloo... and thank goodness, it's not!

Eustace: Stupid Dog! BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!

Jon Bon's Wife: I still wanna sink my teeth into that cute little dog.

Mission to the Sun[edit]

Eustace: Lousy, stinkin' tube food!

(Eustace tastes the tube food)

Eustace: Hey, this ain't half bad!

Eustace: Stupid space!

The Ride of the Valkyries[edit]

Eustace: Idiot TV! Talk normal!

Mondo Magic[edit]

Dr. Vindaloo: I am no longer a head of lettuce!

Dome of Doom[edit]

Eustace: Food? Food? I need food! Where's my lunch?

Muriel: Right here.

Courage: Ingredients. Hornets, Pythons, Piranhas!? OH NO!

Eustace: Want more... food. AAAH! Oh, wicket! Where's my dinner?

Watch the Birdies[edit]

Eustace: Where's my breakfast, woman? I'm starving to death!

Eustace: I like to feed the birdies to the cats!

Farmer Hunter, Farmer Hunted[edit]

Eustace: I ain't useless! I'm Eustace!

Father Deer: A deer's gotta do what a deer's gotta do.

Eustace: Oh, wicket! Who the heck are you?

Cabernet Courage[edit]

Di Lung: Watch where ya goin', ya fool!

Forbidden Hat of Gold[edit]

Eustace: [After being turned to ashes by the gold hat] Stupid hat!

McPhearson Phantom[edit]

[While Muriel folds the last shirt, Courage sits inside a wash basket watching on.]

Muriel: Arms in, shoulders back, bend over backwards. Ah, the power of doing housework. [Puts the last shirt on top of the three shirts she had already folded]

[Eustace, wearing a towel, walks into the room. He grabs his shirt that was underneath the three shirts Muriel had folded and pulls it out, causing the three shirts to fall to the floor.]

Muriel: [Angrily] Eustace.

Eustace: Uh, sorry. You had the pile upside down.

[As Muriel picks the three shirts up, Eustace takes his towel off and starts to put his shirt on. Muriel starts to fold a shirt.]

Muriel: Arms in, shoulders back, bend over backwards. Arms in, shoulders back, bend over backwards.

[Eustace starts to button his shirt, but his arms are telekinetically pulled straight down and bended backwards and his back is telekinetically bended backwards. Courage gasps in horror.]

Eustace: Muriel, you folded me clothes too tight. What are you trying to do to me?

Muriel: I didn't do anything different, just the usual wash and fluff and fold. Must be the new detergent.

[Eustace groans angrily, uses his feet to push himself up, and walks out while muttering to himself. Courage and Muriel watch on.]

[While Eustace is reading his newspaper, Muriel polishes Eustace's shoes.]

Muriel: Beautiful. A good shine can make an old woman look young again.

Eustace: [Lowers his newspaper] Ain't nothing gonna make you young again. [Puts his newspaper down] So just give me my shoes.

Muriel: [Gets up and gives Eustace's shoes to him] Here you are. [Eustace takes his shoes from her] Crabby.

Eustace: [Puts his shoes on] Eh, who needs them polished anyway? Just gonna get scuffed. Stupid as showering.

[Courage is chewing on an anchor when Eustace's shoes explode.]

Eustace: Muriel! What are you trying to do to me? [Grabs his leg] Next time you wanna blow up my shoes, take 'em out back!

Muriel: But I shined them just like always. Maybe they've changed the shoe polish formula.

[Eustace is standing outside when Muriel comes out with his hat.]

Muriel: There it is for you, Eustace. I steamed it and blocked it, like always. [Gives Eustace's hat to him]

[Courage comes outside sniffing.]

Eustace: Thanks. [Takes his hat from Muriel]

[Eustace puts his hat on, but the two chickens that were inside the hat start pecking on Eustace's head. Eustace runs around screaming in pain. Courage and Muriel watch on.]

Muriel: Must be something new they're putting in the steam.

Unidentified Episodes[edit]

[saying some gibberish then shows what the monster looks like]

Courage: Help! Help! Help!

Eustace Bagg: I took a bath last Tuesday!

Muriel: I guess the only thing I can see without my glasses is Eustace's big shiny head.

Dr. Vindaloo: There's nothing to worry about. Nothing at all. But there's nothing I can do!

Dr. Vindaloo: What is up with that?

Dr. Vindaloo: I can do nothing, nothing at all.

Di Lung: [when someone gets in his way] Watch where you're goin', ya fool!

Courage The Cowardly Dog King Of Flan / Courage Under The Volcano

Di Lung: I don't think so/I think so.

Di Lung: Get rich quick! It works REAL great, I did it, and so can you! All you have to do to learn the secret of my success is send me money! Thats right, it's as simple as that, get out your checkbook, credit card and wallet and send them to ME! When I came to this country, three weeks ago, I only had a nickel. Now I own three apartment buildings and a fleet of limousines!

Di Lung: What are you doin' ya fool?!

LeQuack: Le Quack is back!

Narrating Newsman: It appears that I am being kidnapped!

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

• Courage the Cowardly Dog quotes at the Internet Movie Database

Fantasy Flan: Paradox

Courage The Cowardly Dog King Of Flan Full Episode

It all started with the commercials. I never paid into it, but she did. Jerikka saw it. Almost instantly she lost her mind. I was laying in bed when she came up, shouting, 'We gotta go into town and get some Flan!'
'What the hell is Flan?' I asked, shocked at her behavior. Even when we went through that drug phase (It's literally no-where, you try staying off of drugs.) She never showed this addictive behavior. She rushed me out to the car and handed me my keys. I worried for her. As we drove into town, I noticed it went to hell. People rioting, no police in sight. I drove up to Dil's General Store. As I went in, Jerikka immediately broke off and ran towards some shelves. I started to walk over to her when I bumped into Dr. Kapour, an Indian doctor I frequented.

'Hey Doc, what's going on?' I asked. He shoved me with a wild look in his eyes.

'Where is the Flan boy?' He shouted in his thick accent. He pushed me to the ground. I got up to confront him but he vanished into the crowd. I turned to see Jerikka breaking into a truck shaped like the infamous 'Flan'. She got in and hotwired the start. I sprinted out and jumped on the back just as the townsfolk began to angrily assemble in front of the truck. I looked back at my jeep as she drove towards out house.

After days, I looked at the disgusting state our house was in. Jerikka had gained quite a bit of weight, and all she did all day was curl up in the fetal position and cry for flan. I finally lost it. I picked up one of the many empty cartons and noted the address.
'1 Flan drive… What the hell?' I asked myself. I would have furthered the topic in my thoughts, but time was running out. I ran to my safe and armed up. M4, an MP5 strapped to my thigh and my trusty knife on my left bicep. I got into the stolen van and started my long drive.

I approached the compound around dawn. I saw that a recent convoy was pulling in, so I easily blended in. A guard was coming around and registering who was coming in. I looked in the glove compartment for authentication papers, but all I found was a Glock 17c. I didn't have time to screw around. The guard's long neck came in through the broken window.

'Hey, you don't work-' He started, but two shots to his chest ended him. I pulled in and grabbed my gear. Other than that one guard, there was no extra security.

It took a while, but I finally found where that bastard was hiding. He was in the middle of a session with one of his victims.

'I'm here to stop you.' I called out.

'Silly boy, you cannot stop me. Soon, every network, in every city, in every state, all over the world will broadcast my message!' He shouted. I came to the conclusion that I had enough of his shit. I brought my rifle up to my shoulder and fired a few shots into his fat belly. He was, literally, a well-rounded man. The shots bounced off him and fell to the ground. He than jumped up and rolled into a ball, destroying the table he stood on. I flipped to full auto and fired as I back peddled towards the door. The shots had no effect on him. I ran towards the elevator and started pounding the button. I dropped my carbine and opened the doors by hand. I grabbed one of the cords going up and pulled out my MP5. He followed me onto the cord. No amount of shooting seemed to have any effect on him. As I neared the top, I jumped onto the ledge and opened the door. I stepped onto the roof. My MP5 was empty, so I discarded it. I ran up to the broadcasting tower with tubby not far behind. As I neared the top, he was not far behind. He began to throw cans of flan at me. I took out the Glock and began shooting at him. One of the rounds caught the can and sent flan all over the tower. I threw my pistol in disgust as I waited for my hit.

'I've got you now boy.' He howled as he climbed. Unfortunately for him, he slipped from all the flan. As he fell, he grabbed onto a wire that hung from the spinning sign on the broadcasting tower. Alas, the sign fell, sending it and him crashing to the ground below.

I got on the elevator and went back to the broadcasting room.

'People of the world, you are now free. Please, eat flan as you please.'

The elevator dinged as I stepped into the lobby. He lay under the sign, mesmerized by his own message. The sign was supported by one rope connecting the four corners. 'Flan…flan…flan.' He murmured, unable to comprehend his defeat. I climbed up onto the sign and took out my knife. I cut the rope, sending the sign and myself onto the man. A pool of blood came out from under the sign as I sheathed my knife. I walked out into the rising sun, suddenly wanting some flan.